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Willie the Giant's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
Willie the Giant's Go Machine
November 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all languages.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Minimum height 23".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, sin, or inner ear, lung, elbow, tongue, or ribcage disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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