Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Willie the Giant's Go Device attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Willie the Giant's Go Device
September 12, 2005
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This rollerdevice -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, trendy clothing, or clothing or nasal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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