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Above: Monsanto's mask-shining photo of Willie the Giant's Go Contraption
Willie the Giant's Go Contraption
July 12, 1973
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This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all levels of experience.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park on which a glimpse of Jiminy Cricket can be heard.
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