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The Willie the Giant's Go Attraction attraction, blandly heaping in the fading sunlight
Willie the Giant's Go Attraction
October 17, 1995
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This rollerattraction -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Some cast members halucinate that this attraction is home of the horrifying ghost of a former cast member.
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