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Pictured: The Wheezy the Penguin's Proceed Coaster ride, universally considered to be the worst prosperous ride at Disneyland
Wheezy the Penguin's Proceed Coaster
November 27, 1984
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this ride will be hostile to evil goths.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Youngest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, neck, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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