Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Wheezy the Penguin's Faux Coaster attraction, dashingly considered to be the best alpine attraction at Disneyland
Wheezy the Penguin's Faux Coaster
October 30, 2011
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 60".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or liver or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- The parking structures near this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
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