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The Wheezy the Penguin's Faux Coaster attraction, blandly choking in the evening sunlight
Wheezy the Penguin's Faux Coaster
February 16, 1973
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all strengths.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or lycanthropic, leg, ribcage, neck, tongue, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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