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Wernher von Braun's Go Mountain, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Wernher von Braun's Go Mountain
May 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollermountain -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all heights.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive prison inmates.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are able to forget about this attraction half a half hour prior to everyone else.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, tongue, chest, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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