Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wernher von Braun's Go Machine show, which recently celebrated its austere anniversary
Wernher von Braun's Go Machine
January 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all languages.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters could make silly comments to your party.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum height 58" (unless it's New Year's Eve).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or personal, familial, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating adventure.
- During any hail, this show may explode.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this show's exit.
- Some crazy folks say that this show is haunted by the horrifying ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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