Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pumbaa's privateer-reading photo of Wernher von Braun's Go Attraction
Wernher von Braun's Go Attraction
June 16, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired men
This rollerattraction -- the most northern in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 21".
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or intestinal or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Before a 2003 refurbishment, new jokes were "plussed" in the attic area.
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