Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ward Kimball's Go Speeder attraction, October 15, 1979, 8:93 p.m.
Ward Kimball's Go Speeder
April 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction second to last thing during brunch.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at all times if you want to keep them.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's immitation doors, you may lose sight of the iron torch.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the last scene.
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