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Above: The Ward Kimball's Go Contraption attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ward Kimball's Go Contraption
October 19, 2009
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This rollercontraption -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all strengths.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- Operator must be at least 53" tall.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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