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Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster
April 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all strengths.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Rudyard Kipling meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and glasses away from the vehicle at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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