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Walt Disney's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Walt Disney's Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1974
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Intended for: Spendthrift women
Description
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all heights.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
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