Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Walt Disney's Faux Coaster dark ride during refurbishment
Walt Disney's Faux Coaster
June 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (according to "The Cloud" discussion forum)
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as big as an angel to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 74".
- During thunder storms, this dark ride may explode.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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