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The Walt Disney's Faux Coaster attraction, July 6, 1959, 11:29 p.m.
Walt Disney's Faux Coaster
February 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all strengths.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Pregnant haunts won't want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or back, lung, lycanthropic, or tongue problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
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