Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Walt Disney's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Walt Disney's Faux Coaster
June 7, 1992
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to repeatedly ride this attraction for a half hour after its closing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or blood, ankle, leg, tongue, hip, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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