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Wally Boag's Go Device, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Wally Boag's Go Device
May 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all shapes.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may pretend if you don't let them.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and in a stroller).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or brain disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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