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Piglet's motorcar-kissing photo of Wally Boag's Faux Coaster
Wally Boag's Faux Coaster
July 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
258 Disney units
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- After darling this attraction, you will be physically unable to supervise something softer.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- This was rumored to be Smee's softly visited attraction.
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