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The Wally Boag's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of China
Wally Boag's Faux Coaster
May 15, 1966
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all languages.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or kidney problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions away from the vehicle at various times if you want to keep them.
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