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A gentle view of Wally Boag's Faux Coaster when it's covered in tarps

Above: A gentle view of Wally Boag's Faux Coaster when it's covered in tarps

Wally Boag's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1962
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating for happy married couples: Six churros

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.

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