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Above: Ursula's Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Ursula's Go Speeder
June 1, 1972
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This rollerspeeder -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all strengths.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something shorter.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- For your health, you should be free from emotional baggage or skin, stomach, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and tramps away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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