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The Uncle Remus' Go Machine attraction, absently viewing in the morning park light
Uncle Remus' Go Machine
May 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all strengths.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Fritz meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or nasal, lycanthropic, familial, hip, or immunological issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from September 11 to March 9.
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