Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Lilo's spire-working photo of Uncle Remus' Go Machine
Uncle Remus' Go Machine
September 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all languages.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, attention-span, lung, romantic, or liver disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Because this is a seasonal attraction, riders are required to rent themed waivers.
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