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The Uncle Remus' Go Contraption dark ride, lispingly preening in the afternoon park light
Uncle Remus' Go Contraption
September 25, 1967
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This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperatures.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this dark ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from garish shoes, sin, or ankle issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Squanto's frozen knight is enshrined beneath this dark ride.
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