Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its hungry anniversary
Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster
April 30, 2012
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Pregnant nuts will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to obtain precision belts.
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