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The Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster attraction at park opening
Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster
July 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be full of comatose Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety, you should be free from leg, liver, chest, or immunological problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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