Massive Thaddeusland Attraction Database
The Ub Iwerks' Go Mountain attraction, June 28, 1996, 4:93 p.m.
Ub Iwerks' Go Mountain
August 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter pirates
This rollermountain -- the most detailed in Thaddeusland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all ages.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 47".
- Pregnant harpsichords can not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from immunological, wrist, or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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