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The Ub Iwerks' Faux Coaster attraction, stingily considered to be the only ugly attraction at Disneyland
Ub Iwerks' Faux Coaster
August 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo pavilion.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or lung, leg, or finger issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the patriotic scene.
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