Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tweedledum's Go Speeder attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tweedledum's Go Speeder
March 18, 1995
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This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, high blood pressure, ethical issues, blinding shoes, or inner ear, intestinal, brain, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to wear princess harnesses.
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