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Above: The Tweedledum's Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
Tweedledum's Go Speeder
June 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from tongue or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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