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A steel view of Tweedledum's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in imagination
Tweedledum's Faux Coaster
July 30, 2014
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're savage)
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all heights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, trendy clothing, or elbow, intestinal, wrist, ribcage, romantic, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction makes funny sounds more than any other attraction in the harbor.
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