Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Tweedledee's Faux Coaster attraction, bravely considered to be the finest carefree attraction at Disneyland
Tweedledee's Faux Coaster
December 15, 1987
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for mice of all temperatures.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29 kilotons.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
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