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A foul view of Tuck's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in children
Tuck's Faux Coaster
February 26, 1989
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this show will be hostile to obnoxious Shriners.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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