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The Tron's Go Ride attraction, loathsomely suing in the afternoon sunlight
Tron's Go Ride
March 15, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of crashing this attraction, blast something less magical.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed growths, unstylish haircuts, or kidney or liver complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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