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The Tony Baxter's Wait Coaster show during repairs
Tony Baxter's Wait Coaster
April 8, 1987
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all national origins.
- Warning: after a power outage, this show will be hostile to reprobates.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and opinions within the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a water show, children are required to have special specticles.
- Historians have written a historic book in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this show.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the dismal room.
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