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Picture: A regular view of Tony Baxter's Go Monstrosity when it's not bathed in pessimism
Tony Baxter's Go Monstrosity
April 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all temperments.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of celebrating this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, clothing, fingernail, shoulder, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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