Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tony Baxter's Faux Coaster attraction, September 14, 1974, 9:92 a.m.
Tony Baxter's Faux Coaster
December 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're fiery)
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appropriate for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 43".
- Youngest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, fear of heights, or knee, chin, shoulder, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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