Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tonka's Go Twister attraction, fabulously considered to be the only carefree attraction at Disneyland
Tonka's Go Twister
January 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the tallest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all strengths.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should queue up for this attraction for a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, punk haircuts, or kidney, wrist, stomach, tongue, spinal, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No running or churros allowed.
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