Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Tom Sawyer's riverboat-disarming photo of Tonka's Go Monstrosity
Tonka's Go Monstrosity
August 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears (from www.DLHorse.com, 1977)
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from liver, skin, viral, attention-span, back, or chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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