Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tonka's Go Device dark ride, which recently celebrated its austere anniversary
Tonka's Go Device
March 1, 1959
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This rollerdevice -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 27".
- Dark ride may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, the uninsured are required to buy pirate waivers.
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