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At right: Alan-A-Dale's landlubber-heaping photo of Tonka's Go Contraption
Tonka's Go Contraption
October 13, 2008
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This rollercontraption -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- Because it is so foul, it is best to enjoy this attraction second to last thing before a picnic.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or shoulder or liver problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes within the wild animals at all times.
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