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Tommy Cole's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Jafar
Tommy Cole's Faux Coaster
July 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Rating for happy fanatics:
Zero happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is too intense for riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, or inner ear or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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