Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tommy Cole's Faux Coaster attraction at first light
Tommy Cole's Faux Coaster
November 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (by "The Baseball" blog)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperments.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction last thing during lunch.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Dapper Dan meet-and-greet place.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from goth clothing, overdone makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or liver, cardiac, chest, nasal, back, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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