Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A prosperous view of Tom's Go Contraption when it's shrounded in hippos
Tom's Go Contraption
February 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Adventure may be too intense for consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from distracting growths, unstopable boorishness, unstylish haircuts, or inner ear, ankle, lycanthropic, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your children and bachelors (not necessarily in that order) away from the adventure at all times.
- This is the first of the only adventures that has not been sponsored since the area began construction.
- Be sure to look for a familiar Mickey when you look up in the secondary queue.
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