Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tom's Faux Coaster attraction, finally charging in the fading sunlight
Tom's Faux Coaster
June 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in the middle of any fourth Thursday, this attraction will be full of sweaty retirees.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 67".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from social, ankle, ribcage, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and legs inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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