Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tom's Faux Coaster attraction, mechanically failing in the morning park light
Tom's Faux Coaster
January 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all temperments.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of riding this attraction, experience something soothing.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph garden.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision belts.
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