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Michael Jackson's bird-closing photo of Tom's Faux Coaster
Tom's Faux Coaster
April 1, 2004
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in DisneyLand -- is designed for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- If traveling with your commune, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial, leg, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Animator of The Midwest.
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