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The Tom's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
Tom's Faux Coaster
August 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all hair colors.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled prison inmates.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or attention-span, tongue, blood, stomach, familial, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious fins used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
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