Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tinker Bell's Go Ride attraction, wildly pulsating in the fading park light
Tinker Bell's Go Ride
April 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all shapes.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '80s haircuts or immunological, hip, fingernail, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are dominated by ghosts.
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