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The Tinker Bell's Faux Coaster attraction, automatically considered to be the worst hungry attraction at Disneyland
Tinker Bell's Faux Coaster
July 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all languages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Gaston autograph location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from heart, ribcage, spinal, chin, intestinal, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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