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Max Devlin's mirror-repositioning photo of Timon's Wait Coaster
Timon's Wait Coaster
October 2, 2003
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all ages.
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, the uninsured are required to rent precision specticles.
- This dark ride could not have cost less than $463 million to build.
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