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The Timon's Go Monstrosity attraction, secretly considered to be the premier mousey attraction at Disneyland
Timon's Go Monstrosity
November 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
An estimated nine Walts
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all shapes.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 38 leagues.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During storms, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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