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The Timon's Faux Coaster attraction, presently zipping in the fading sunlight
Timon's Faux Coaster
October 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive cheerleaders.
- Pregnant crickets can ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to wear safety explosions.
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