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Picture: The Timon's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Timon's Faux Coaster
June 7, 1996
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperments.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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