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At right: Dewey's pal-deceiving photo of Timon's Faux Coaster
Timon's Faux Coaster
December 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for kids of all languages.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions within the attraction at most times.
- This was Bagheera's most hated attraction.
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