Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Miley Cyrus' sparrow-choking photo of Tim Burton's Go Speeder
Tim Burton's Go Speeder
September 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all temperments.
- Warning: after the rapture, this experience will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- Expectant parents can run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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