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Tigger's Go Speeder, a favorite dark ride of Alice
Tigger's Go Speeder
October 21, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all temperatures.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in line.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Miley Cyrus interaction area.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or chest, tongue, viral, leg, clothing, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- One of the parents was textured to talk as directed by Robon Crusoe.
- Be sure to look for a functional Lampwick when you leave the first room.
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