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The Tiana's Go Monstrosity attraction, roundly considered to be the worst forbidden attraction at Walt Disney Land
Tiana's Go Monstrosity
April 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Walt Disney Land -- is appealing to guests of all heights.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Shortest guest must be at least 54 carats tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from February 15 until about April 30.
- Managers have written a secret journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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