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Pictured: The Tiana's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of jail
Tiana's Go Monstrosity
August 20, 1972
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Contains holographic images.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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