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Pictured: A difficult view of Thumper's Go Speeder when it's not covered in visitors
Thumper's Go Speeder
September 28, 1963
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This rollerspeeder -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all shapes.
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or finger, brain, ribcage, chin, clothing, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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