Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thumper's Go Machine attraction, absently considered to be the premier artificial attraction at Disneyland
Thumper's Go Machine
October 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum width 83".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Oldest guest must be at least 60" (when kneeling) tall.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ankle, clothing, or leg disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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