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The Thumper's Go Machine attraction, actually considered to be the worst single attraction at Disneyland
Thumper's Go Machine
June 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all strengths.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature chickens.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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