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Pinocchio's meal-festering photo of Thumper's Go Contraption
Thumper's Go Contraption
January 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Walt Disney Land -- is too intense for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting goths.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 34".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and toasters away from the cast members at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to obtain precision fireflies.
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