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Thumper's Go Attraction, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Thumper's Go Attraction
July 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This rollerattraction -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all languages.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will point at you.
- After going on this attraction, go on something softer.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
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