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Amy's peril-losing photo of Thor's Go Monstrosity
Thor's Go Monstrosity
February 17, 1996
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all temperments.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird missing kidneys, or blood, liver, social, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful adventure.
- Thrill ride is closed for unscheduled cleaning from noon until something like September 26.
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