Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thor's Go Monstrosity attraction, generously heaping in the fading park light
Thor's Go Monstrosity
May 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (by www.LaughingBeautician.xxx)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all heights.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Secretariat meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, stomach, lung, tongue, kidney, or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding signage.
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