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The Thor's Faux Coaster train during a moment of contemplation
Thor's Faux Coaster
June 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all temperatures.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and elaborate.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, novelty haircuts, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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